You’re a true-blue Aussie
Ah, us Aussies. We’ve got our own lingo, culture and customs that make us thoroughly ‘straya!
Even when travelling overseas or abroad with friends or family of other nationalities, we can still spot a stereotypical Australian in the crowd – whether it be their beachy locks or dress sense consisting of thongs (or flip-flops if you like) or Ugg boots.
But what actually makes one qualify as a true blue Aussie? In this funny article, we've put together 6 telltale signs that guarantee you'll be spotted by your fellow mates shouting "Crikey" from down under.
1. You’ve adopted the phrase "No worries"
As Australians, we've been known to use the phrase "No worries" more times than we can count.
In fact, we're pretty sure it’s ingrained in our DNA at this point. But what does it actually mean? Is it a genuine assurance that everything will be okay? Or just a polite way of dismissing someone’s concerns?
We'll leave that up to interpretation. But one thing’s for sure: if you ever find yourself lost in the Australian outback, surrounded by deadly animals and with no food or water, just remember to keep calm and say "No worries".
It won’t help, but at least you’ll sound like a true blue Aussie.
2. You’re an expert in barbecuing and know how to do it like a pro
So, you wanna talk about BBQing, huh?
Well, let us tell you, there's no better way to cook up some snags or veggies than on a grill. And we should know. After all, your mates here at Uptown Pokies are barbecue obsessed.
You could even say that we have a PhD in grilling. We've got all the tricks up our sleeves. And we know how to get that perfect sear, how to cook low and slow, and of course… how to never burn the kanga bangas.
Don't even get us started on the marinades, either. We've got some secret recipes that'll make your taste buds dance. So if you're ever in need of serious barbecue guidance, just give us a call.
We'll be there with an apron on and tongs in hand, ready to grill up a storm!
3. You have a slight obsession with Vegemite
We have a confession to make: we're slightly obsessed with Vegemite.
Yes, we understand that it's an acquired taste. And yes, we know it looks like tar and smells like a combination of shoe paste and soy sauce. But you know what? We don't care.
There's just something about that salty, savoury spread that gets us every time. We love slathering it on toast, mixing it into our scrambled eggs and even eating it straight out of the jar (don't judge us).
And sure, our overseas mates may think we're a bit bonkers for our love of this Aussie staple. But hey, as they say Down Under... "Whatever floats your boat"!
So while some may turn up their noses at our beloved Vegemite, we'll just keep spreading it on and living our best life.
#vegemite4eva
4. You can identify any Australian animal by sound alone
Did you know that you can identify any Australian animal just by its sound? It's true!
Whether it's the screech of a cockatoo or the low growl of a koala, every animal has its unique vocal signature. And if you're feeling extra confident in your animal sound recognition skills, try identifying the telltale rumble of a Tasmanian devil.
Just be careful not to confuse it with your stomach grumbling from all that Vegemite toast!
5. Your wardrobe consists mostly of pluggers and board shorts
Well, well, well... looks like someone is ready to hit the beach!
With a wardrobe consisting mostly of pluggers (thongs or flip-flops) and board shorts or a bikini, you're definitely not afraid to show a little skin.
We have to admit, that's some serious commitment to the beach life. Not sure how practical the thongs will be for a game of beach footy, but hey... who needs practicality when you're looking like a true-blue Aussie, right?
Props to you for embracing your unique style and not caring about conforming to societal norms.
Keep on thong'n, board short'n or bikini'n, good mate.
6. Nobody can understand you
“Strewth mate the zombie box has been blasting some pretty ocker stuff lately. I can't believe those drongos are yarning like this”!
If there's one thing we can tell you, it's that nobody can understand you when you start speaking in true Aussie slang. You may think that everyone is just not up to speed with your lingo, but the truth is they don't even know what you're saying!
Don't get us wrong, we love an Aussie accent. And there's no denying that your use of slang adds a certain flair to the conversation. But if you want people to understand what you're saying, try using some plain English every now and then.
Your non-Aussie mates will appreciate it.
To conclude, it’s undeniable that being Australian means adopting certain traits and behaviours.
From the phrase "No worries" to our love of thongs, barbecues and Vegemite, there are many things we‘ve embraced as an integral part of who we are.
Even down to our knowledge of native animals by sound alone, it can be said that these typical Australian characteristics provide a glimpse into cultural diversity making this such a great place to live!
So the next time you or someone you know is asked ‘What makes Australians, Australians?’ - you now know what to say!
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